Week -2
Sucked it up and finally jumped head first into AutoCAD today, a software which according to me is the closest I’ll ever be to anything
remotely Rocket Science Related. I had been avoiding AutoCAD like the Plague, sticking to
word, excel and PDF files. Couldn’t put it off anymore, finally decided to
download the blessed thing. Asked around for a installer CD, nobody had one.
all the senior engineers were using the old version and the newbies were still
using the student version. So I go online and download the one month trial
version so I can get started immediately.
Even my Laptop seemed surprised that I was downloading
AutoCAD, It asked me thrice. It first asked me “ do you want to install AutoCAD 2016?” I said “Yes Please”. Then it asked me again “ errrr are you SURE you
want to install AUTOCAD 2016 !!!!” I said “YES god damnnit !!!” . After a long
painful silence punctuated with frequent arthritic whirring of the laptops
cooling fan , it asked me “ Should we speak to the administrator and ask him if
it’s ok?” I replied “you are MY Laptop you idiot, I am The Bloody
Administrator, Now OBEY me and install the Bleeding Thing” The Laptop jumped to
it and got busy doing its bidding , these Artificial Intelligence thingys need
to be put in its place, else they will start travelling back in time and try
assassinating a younger you, ask John Connor.
When I told Boss/Dad I had the 2016 version he gave me a look which I translated to being a look of admiration, but deep down I know it was the exact same look he would give a monkey walking around with a MAC Pro book.
When I told Boss/Dad I had the 2016 version he gave me a look which I translated to being a look of admiration, but deep down I know it was the exact same look he would give a monkey walking around with a MAC Pro book.
So heavily armed with the latest version of I ventured into
the dense deep jungle of electrical drawings and Layouts. I felt like a caveman walking around with an AK-47. a caveman would be more prone to using the rifle as a club
rather than fire it. Likewise I would be happy if I didn’t make an ass of
myself by trying to use AutoCAD to download YouTube videos.
During the start up of software’s like AutoCAD and acrobat
have this live commentary going on on what is happening, one of the lines I
noticed during start up was “Loading
working environment “ I looked around me
in awe half expecting my cubical to start turning into a AutoCAD suitable work
environment. I am not sure what the use of the live commentary is, is it just
to give the waiter/user some reading material to distract him from how long the
loading process is. Or is it just to intimidate a person into believing there
are too many complicated stuff happening beyond their comprehension so to
quietly hit the X n go open a word document. Am not sure which one but both
worked on me.
45 minutes into AutoCAD I now know two things, first is, hit
“escape” the minute you click something and the color changes in the drawing.
And secondly when in doubt close document and pretend like you never opened it
in the first place in case someone asks. Every time I hit X to close the
drawing AutoCAD asks me cheekily “ Do you want to save the changes you have
made? ”, knowing full well that I have absolutely no idea what I am doing and
there is no way in hell I would save anything I ever did.
I might have
impressed the tea delivery guy with all the colorful and serious looking drawings i seemed to always have open, when he comes by with my coffee. But then again working for as long as he has in
the office I wouldn’t be surprised if he tapped me on my shoulder and said “keep
scroll wheel pressed to pan document”.
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| The Kind of Stuff I hope to use AutoCAD for. |
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